Kids Are Hilarious

In case you don’t already know this, I’m basically a world class professional babysitter. Normal babysitters just watch kids every once in a while, talk on the phone while the kids sleep and eat all the food at the house they’re sitting for. For me, I babysit at least 2-3 times a week and am freakishly close with the kids and the families I sit for. I’ve been invited to first communions, birthday parties, and I’ve even been featured in school projects. Like I said, world class babysitter right here.

One of my favorite parts about watching kids and getting to know them is seeing their personalities grow and flourish. Kids are so smart and quick and I love to see them learn new things, but my favorite part about it all is that they’re SO funny. In order to shine light on some of the funniest things I’ve heard, I’ve kept a running list of the funniest things these kids have said to me or their friends and I’ve been anxiously waiting to share them with everyone. So without further ado… lets get started.

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Honestly, this is one smart mom. Kids take all your stuff and make it theirs so eating ALL the gum? Genius. 

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Really excited about how concerned this kid is for natural resources and sustainability and all that fun stuff. Keep doing you. 

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Not sure how true this is BUT I respect his knowledge on all these landmarks and places. 

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My favorite time of the day, lunch time and 60 pm. 

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THANKS GIRL. My three years of college and multiple internships have taught me a lot, but being able to turn on the light has probs been my greatest accomplishment. 

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HAHAHA I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SOMEONE SAID THIS BUT IT’S SO FUNNY. Who is in jail?! And why are they in Canada?! 

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Really philosophical. Really deep. Maybe I’ll get this tattooed on me? 

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I’m right there with ya. Sign me up. 

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HAHAHHA my little cousin, Maria, said this one and I just love it so much. Like good for you, Jesus loves you. 

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Remember when you wore rainbow loom like… a week ago?! 

If you thought this post was as funny as I did, check out the original post here! I love doing fun posts like this so I’ll be sure to keep up with some more.




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